The Golden God

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The Golden GodIt’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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  1. Frank July 12, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    I am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces.

  2. Liam July 12, 2022 at 8:39 pm

    What’s up, bitches! I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?

  3. Lil' Kevin July 12, 2022 at 11:27 pm

    If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to scratch your teeth into dust!

  4. Rex July 13, 2022 at 10:22 am

    Dennis your mule is shit, I am no longer turned on by mules

  5. Waitress July 13, 2022 at 5:28 pm

    Excuse me, did you bang my wife? Did you bang my hoor wife? Does anybody here have any illegitimate children with my HOOR wife

  6. Artemis July 13, 2022 at 5:40 pm

    I’ve got the stride of a gazelle.

  7. Ernie the Barfly July 13, 2022 at 8:12 pm

    It was good. It wasn’t great. But it was fine, and I knew it was gonna be fine

  8. Jack July 14, 2022 at 12:03 am

    I’m gonna get real weird with it

  9. Margaret July 14, 2022 at 11:39 am

    I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.

  10. Uncle Jack July 14, 2022 at 7:12 pm

    We’re gonna shove so much SHIT up your ass tonight, FOUR EYES!!

  11. Z July 14, 2022 at 8:24 pm

    It’s like when I’m doing good in the game I’m doing good in life.

  12. Kevin July 15, 2022 at 3:04 am

    I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.

  13. Liam McPoyle July 15, 2022 at 5:17 am

    I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.

  14. Tyrone July 15, 2022 at 2:20 pm

    I will eat your babies, bitch!

  15. Gail July 15, 2022 at 2:36 pm

    I’ll give ya fifty bucks if you drink soup outta my shoe. And take your top off.

  16. Barbara July 15, 2022 at 7:31 pm

    And although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.

  17. Schmitty July 16, 2022 at 12:41 am

    I suspect that maybe you might say no, and yet… I also feel like maybe… you wouldn’t dare

  18. Artemis July 16, 2022 at 12:57 am

    I do backflips every single day of my life.

  19. Dennis July 16, 2022 at 2:24 am

    If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to scratch your teeth into dust!

  20. Ingrid July 16, 2022 at 3:17 am

    Talking to myself, but that’s just ’cause I, you know, I’ve got shit to say, you know?

  21. Mac July 16, 2022 at 4:23 am

    Science is a liar sometimes.

  22. Bruce July 16, 2022 at 4:38 am

    What’s up, bitches! I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?

  23. Maureen Ponderosa July 16, 2022 at 1:35 pm

    I am the golden god.

  24. Cricket July 16, 2022 at 10:17 pm

    You guys all better eat a dick, ’cause sweet Dee just beat the system.

  25. Tyrone July 16, 2022 at 11:53 pm

    That’s politics, bitch!

  26. MacIntyre July 17, 2022 at 5:56 am

    I immersed myself in the culture. Tasting the cuisine. But mostly doing cocaine.

  27. Da' Maniac July 17, 2022 at 7:58 pm

    If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to scratch your teeth into dust!

  28. Da' Maniac July 18, 2022 at 5:16 am

    Excuse me, did you bang my wife? Did you bang my hoor wife? Does anybody here have any illegitimate children with my HOOR wife

  29. Artemis July 18, 2022 at 9:56 am

    I got followed here by like ten cats. Yeah, they’re starting to follow me these days.

  30. MacIntyre July 18, 2022 at 10:35 am

    I am the golden god.

  31. Lil' Kevin July 18, 2022 at 12:46 pm

    It’s like when I’m doing good in the game I’m doing good in life.

  32. Tyrone July 18, 2022 at 2:09 pm

    I suspect that maybe you might say no, and yet… I also feel like maybe… you wouldn’t dare

  33. Ernie July 18, 2022 at 2:25 pm

    Don’t you play coy with me, you little bitch. I’m gonna stay right here, and I’m gonna wait for my minions to swarm me. And swarm they will, Tim. Alone, you’ll be.

  34. Ernie July 18, 2022 at 5:07 pm

    I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.

  35. Ernie July 19, 2022 at 6:31 am

    Yeah, I’m kind of in the middle of something with my cat right now.

  36. Frank Reynolds July 19, 2022 at 8:05 am

    GONNA HAVE TO SHOW UP TO WORK, HAVE EVERYBODY BE LIKE “”WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER YOU?”” CAUSE I HAD TO SLIT THE GUY’S THROAT WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC!

  37. Pop-Pop July 19, 2022 at 12:21 pm

    I will eat your babies, bitch!

  38. Margaret McPoyle July 19, 2022 at 1:56 pm

    That is about as low-brow as it gets.

  39. Jack July 20, 2022 at 5:22 am

    Cat in the wall. Now you’re talking my language.

  40. Charlie Kelly July 20, 2022 at 7:03 am

    I’m gonna get real weird with it

  41. Ernie July 20, 2022 at 8:09 am

    I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.

  42. Dennis July 20, 2022 at 9:54 am

    Bro, I can handle my sedatives.

  43. Ingrid July 20, 2022 at 10:20 pm

    I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

  44. Kevin July 21, 2022 at 12:13 pm

    Cat in the wall. Now you’re talking my language.

  45. Don July 21, 2022 at 1:46 pm

    Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! WRONG! You were supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a major artery, and then as she’s dying you nurse her back to health, thereby making her totally dependent on you

  46. Frank Reynolds July 22, 2022 at 5:33 am

    That’s how you get off. Now don’t you guys want to get off with me? I want you to get off with me

  47. Pop-Pop July 22, 2022 at 9:53 pm

    What is this word ‘spa?’ I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

  48. Tyrone July 23, 2022 at 4:59 am

    I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

  49. Pop-Pop July 23, 2022 at 1:13 pm

    ‘Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!

  50. Pondy July 23, 2022 at 8:32 pm

    Don’t you play coy with me, you little bitch. I’m gonna stay right here, and I’m gonna wait for my minions to swarm me. And swarm they will, Tim. Alone, you’ll be.

  51. Lefty July 24, 2022 at 12:51 am

    Keep singing, bitch. You’re not gonna have a face by the time I’m done with you.

  52. Mac July 24, 2022 at 5:03 am

    Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!

  53. Ernie July 24, 2022 at 7:36 pm

    If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to scratch your teeth into dust!

  54. MacIntyre July 24, 2022 at 8:15 pm

    Give it a rest. You’re not the Messiah. You don’t know dick about the Bible.

  55. Dee Reynolds July 25, 2022 at 9:45 am

    Dee! You gangly uncoordinated bitch!

  56. Tyrone July 25, 2022 at 6:56 pm

    Yeah, I’m kind of in the middle of something with my cat right now.

  57. Mac July 25, 2022 at 11:39 pm

    Starter Car? This Car Is A Finisher Car! A Transporter Of Gods! The Golden God!