Ham Jam – Honey and Vinegar

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1. I immersed myself in the culture. Tasting the cuisine. But mostly doing cocaine.

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2. It was good. It wasn’t great. But it was fine, and I knew it was gonna be fine

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3. That’s politics, bitch!

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4. I’LL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH!

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5. If we’re gonna turn this company around, we gotta start cutting the crust off this shit sandwich!

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6. At least I’m not covered in stupid tattoos and have a cigarette for a mother

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7. News flash, asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire god damn time!!!

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8. Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!

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9. I’LL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH!

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10. LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO MEEEEE!

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11. Your boyfriend? Do you have a boyfriend? How did you not know, that the reason that I invited back to my bar, was to bang you! GET OUT HERE!

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12. I am the golden god.

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13. Dennis your mule is shit, I am no longer turned on by mules

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14. I’ll give ya fifty bucks if you drink soup outta my shoe. And take your top off.

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15. Starter Car? This Car Is A Finisher Car! A Transporter Of Gods! The Golden God!

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16. I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

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17. I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

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18. Groban likes his ladies to pop.

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19. Dennis your mule is shit, I am no longer turned on by mules

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20. We’re gonna get all in your face and point out your faults.

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21. ‘Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!

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22. Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry – Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford.

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23. We’re gonna get all in your face and point out your faults.

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24. Your mother is dead! HA!

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25. Don’t you play coy with me, you little bitch. I’m gonna stay right here, and I’m gonna wait for my minions to swarm me. And swarm they will, Tim. Alone, you’ll be.

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26. I will eat your babies, bitch!

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27. This is ham, soaked in rum.

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28. I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

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29. We’re gonna get all in your face and point out your faults.

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30. I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.

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31. I am the golden god.

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32. My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David

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33. My nose was chiseled by the Gods themselves, Frank.

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34. So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage?

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35. I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge.

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36. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! WRONG! You were supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a major artery, and then as she’s dying you nurse her back to health, thereby making her totally dependent on you

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37. I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.

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38. I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

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39. Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry – Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford.

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40. We used to be losers, like all of you people.

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41. LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO MEEEEE!

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