I got followed here by like ten cats. Yeah, they’re starting to follow me these days.
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What is this word ‘spa?’ I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
GONNA HAVE TO SHOW UP TO WORK, HAVE EVERYBODY BE LIKE “”WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER YOU?”” CAUSE I HAD TO SLIT THE GUY’S THROAT WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC!
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I’LL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH!
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‘Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!
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LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO MEEEEE!
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I will eat your babies, bitch!
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My nose was chiseled by the Gods themselves, Frank.
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Groban likes his ladies to pop.
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Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry – Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford.
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I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.
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I got followed here by like ten cats. Yeah, they’re starting to follow me these days.
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What is this word ‘spa?’ I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
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Yeah, I’m kind of in the middle of something with my cat right now.
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My nose was chiseled by the Gods themselves, Frank.
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I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it
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‘Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!
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I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it
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You can go fuck yourself in your fat fuckin ass
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I’ll burn you alive like the last bitch who crossed me.
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I am sexually attractive. I’m an attractive man.
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If you’re dealt a bunch of lemons, you got to take those lemons, and stuff them down somebody’s throat until they see yellow.
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I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.
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I’m the trash man!
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GONNA HAVE TO SHOW UP TO WORK, HAVE EVERYBODY BE LIKE “”WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER YOU?”” CAUSE I HAD TO SLIT THE GUY’S THROAT WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC!
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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
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And although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.
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I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.
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THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSSSSSSAND WINDS!
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NEWS FLASH ASSHOLE! I’VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME
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I got followed here by like ten cats. Yeah, they’re starting to follow me these days.
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You guys all better eat a dick, ’cause sweet Dee just beat the system.
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Now what’s your bean situation? You got beans on you or what’s up.
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Your boyfriend? Do you have a boyfriend? How did you not know, that the reason that I invited back to my bar, was to bang you! GET OUT HERE!
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It was good. It wasn’t great. But it was fine, and I knew it was gonna be fine
I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it
I’m the trash man!
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